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October 9th 2008 03:04
Wanted: Sarah Palin Look-a-like for Porn Movie
That headline should really grab some people’s attention. Strangely enough it is also what this post is actually about.
It seems Larry Flynt is rushing to production a new adult movie titled, “Nailin’ Paylin”. Personally I like how they decided to leave off the “G” in nailing. It seems like any word that ends with a “G” in Palin’s vocabulary winds up endin’ in an “N” apostrophe instead. The last tme someone dropped so many “G”s was in Conway Twitty’s heyday with hits like “Hello, Darlin’ .”
Wait, what was I sayin’ ? Oh yes, Flynt placed an ad, well I am sure someone that works for him placed an ad on Craigslist. The ad can be viewed below.
$2000-3000 for one quickie porn flick. Doesn’t seem like a very good salary, but hey, no anal is required. Apparently you do not need to look anything like Sarah Palin either. I guess the ad wasn’t getting’ anyone that both looked like Palin, and was willin’ to do porn.
This led to them hirin’ a porn star named Lisa Ann for the lead role.
Apparently the “plot” of the story has to do with the Russians comin’ “to knock on her backdoor.” There are also plans for a three-way scene that will include Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice look-a-likes. 49-year-old porn star Nina Hartley will be playin’ the role of the Hillary look-a-like.
Sometimes comedy comes so easily. I saw a short excerpt of what radaronline.com is claiming as part of the script given to them by Larry Flynt. I do not know if it is for real, but if it is this movie is going to be hilarious. I think perhaps Saturday Night Live writers are moonlighting for Flynt. I did not share the link to the script here because I do not know how credible it is, plus it is slightly "graphic" in nature. Funny, but a little descriptive. I gave you the website, so if you want to see it I am sure a quick search will find it.
Lisa Ann star of Nailn' Paylin
It seems Larry Flynt is rushing to production a new adult movie titled, “Nailin’ Paylin”. Personally I like how they decided to leave off the “G” in nailing. It seems like any word that ends with a “G” in Palin’s vocabulary winds up endin’ in an “N” apostrophe instead. The last tme someone dropped so many “G”s was in Conway Twitty’s heyday with hits like “Hello, Darlin’ .”
Wait, what was I sayin’ ? Oh yes, Flynt placed an ad, well I am sure someone that works for him placed an ad on Craigslist. The ad can be viewed below.
The actual ad from www.craigslist.org
$2000-3000 for one quickie porn flick. Doesn’t seem like a very good salary, but hey, no anal is required. Apparently you do not need to look anything like Sarah Palin either. I guess the ad wasn’t getting’ anyone that both looked like Palin, and was willin’ to do porn.
This led to them hirin’ a porn star named Lisa Ann for the lead role.
Porn Star Nina Hartley
Sometimes comedy comes so easily. I saw a short excerpt of what radaronline.com is claiming as part of the script given to them by Larry Flynt. I do not know if it is for real, but if it is this movie is going to be hilarious. I think perhaps Saturday Night Live writers are moonlighting for Flynt. I did not share the link to the script here because I do not know how credible it is, plus it is slightly "graphic" in nature. Funny, but a little descriptive. I gave you the website, so if you want to see it I am sure a quick search will find it.
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