Enjoying the JourneyShiny Objects will get Stupid Criminals in the End Every Time
September 10th 2008 09:21
Shiny Objects will get Stupid Criminals in the End Every Time
Stupid Criminals Never Fail to Amaze & Astound
In Albuquerque, New Mexico a man was pulled over for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40. When the officer got up to the car window the driver had an unusual reason behind his erratic driving. . .
His excuse – his passenger had spilled his beer! Officer Kurtis Ward said the mane was arrested on Saturday, September 9, 2008 shortly before midnight. He initially thought the man was joking. “He was so matter of fact about it, like it wasn’t a big deal,” Ward said.
The 31-year-old genius failed field sobriety tests, and was charged with aggravated drunken driving charges. The officer also found four opened containers of beer in the vehicle.
Here is the really sad part. It was the man’s sixth DWI arrest. Of the previous five charges he was found guilty four times of drunk driving, and has paid $1,750 in fines.
Yet he is still allowed to drive! Am I the only one that finds that fact ridiculous? The problem with the drunk driving laws in this country are as bad as the act of drunk driving.
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Police in California have arrested a man after he was caught breaking into a farm house and stealing from the residents. Robbing the occupants of the house wasn’t enough for this crook though. Before the crook made a run for it he rubbed spices on one man, and began beating another man with a sausage.
The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them, and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage. There is no punchline here, although there could be quite a few. It is indeed nothing but the facts!
Police say money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.
OK, I have to add one punchline. . . I wonder if they are charging the dog with destroying evidence?
I am also very curious to find out if the crook brought the spices and sausage along with him, or if he got them while in the farm house he was robbing. Either way it is weird.
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Our final set of idiotic crooks come to us from China. Three Chinese men have avoided jail thanks to their stupidity. (No really, that is the reason they got off scot free.) They smuggled a ball of depleted uranium back into their country. They had no clue the 604 pound ball of treasure was a serious health risk.
The men purchased the uranium in Kyrgystan for about $2,000. They say they were attracted by its shiny surface and its “gold sparkle.” After they managed to get it back in China they hid their new found treasure at the home of one of the men’s father-in-law.
A local government web site reported that the men were surprised that “when the lights went out their treasure sparkled and glittered.” The one man actually “chipped a piece from it and kept it beside his bed, sometimes playing with it.”
They men wanted to know how much their ball of fun was worth so they chipped off a piece and brought it into Beijing to identify what it was. The one man actually taped it to his body for their trip to the big city so they wouldn’t lose it.
This is the first reported case of smuggling such a banned material into China, or at least the first one they are willing to admit to. I bet it was just too funny to not share this time with the world.
Authorities say the law states that those who deliberately smuggle nuclear materials into the country are punished. The men’s saving grace as I said was their stupidity. Officials said these men clearly didn’t know what they had, and were allowed to go free.
So far none of the men have shown any symptoms from coming in contact with the uranium, as it is believed they had the stupidity prior to their little adventure.
Stupid Criminals Never Fail to Amaze & Astound
In Albuquerque, New Mexico a man was pulled over for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40. When the officer got up to the car window the driver had an unusual reason behind his erratic driving. . .
His excuse – his passenger had spilled his beer! Officer Kurtis Ward said the mane was arrested on Saturday, September 9, 2008 shortly before midnight. He initially thought the man was joking. “He was so matter of fact about it, like it wasn’t a big deal,” Ward said.
The 31-year-old genius failed field sobriety tests, and was charged with aggravated drunken driving charges. The officer also found four opened containers of beer in the vehicle.
Here is the really sad part. It was the man’s sixth DWI arrest. Of the previous five charges he was found guilty four times of drunk driving, and has paid $1,750 in fines.
Yet he is still allowed to drive! Am I the only one that finds that fact ridiculous? The problem with the drunk driving laws in this country are as bad as the act of drunk driving.
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Police in California have arrested a man after he was caught breaking into a farm house and stealing from the residents. Robbing the occupants of the house wasn’t enough for this crook though. Before the crook made a run for it he rubbed spices on one man, and began beating another man with a sausage.
The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them, and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage. There is no punchline here, although there could be quite a few. It is indeed nothing but the facts!
Police say money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.
OK, I have to add one punchline. . . I wonder if they are charging the dog with destroying evidence?
I am also very curious to find out if the crook brought the spices and sausage along with him, or if he got them while in the farm house he was robbing. Either way it is weird.
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Our final set of idiotic crooks come to us from China. Three Chinese men have avoided jail thanks to their stupidity. (No really, that is the reason they got off scot free.) They smuggled a ball of depleted uranium back into their country. They had no clue the 604 pound ball of treasure was a serious health risk.
The men purchased the uranium in Kyrgystan for about $2,000. They say they were attracted by its shiny surface and its “gold sparkle.” After they managed to get it back in China they hid their new found treasure at the home of one of the men’s father-in-law.
A local government web site reported that the men were surprised that “when the lights went out their treasure sparkled and glittered.” The one man actually “chipped a piece from it and kept it beside his bed, sometimes playing with it.”
They men wanted to know how much their ball of fun was worth so they chipped off a piece and brought it into Beijing to identify what it was. The one man actually taped it to his body for their trip to the big city so they wouldn’t lose it.
This is the first reported case of smuggling such a banned material into China, or at least the first one they are willing to admit to. I bet it was just too funny to not share this time with the world.
Authorities say the law states that those who deliberately smuggle nuclear materials into the country are punished. The men’s saving grace as I said was their stupidity. Officials said these men clearly didn’t know what they had, and were allowed to go free.
So far none of the men have shown any symptoms from coming in contact with the uranium, as it is believed they had the stupidity prior to their little adventure.
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