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VP Nominee, Sarah Palin

Perpetual Subsititute Teacher of the Year Nominee, Peggy Hill

The 'First Dude' :: cringe :: Todd Palin once sold snowmobiles and snowmobile accessories.

Hank Hill sells propane and propane accessories for a living.

Bristol Palin, 17-year-old pregnant daughter of Sarah and Todd Palin.

Luanne Platter, proud to be 'white-trash.'

Presidential Nominee, John McCain came home from war a hero, then left his wife for a younger woman with money and power.

Cotton Hill came home from war a hero, and left his wife for a younger woman that had power over him when she was his nurse.

Cindy McCain the younger woman with power and money that John left his wife for.

Didi Hill the younger woman Cotton left his wife for.

Head McCain-Palin Speech-writer, who seems to write a lot of what the candidates say. Because most of the time you can't understand any of it.

Boomhauer who talks in such a way that no one can understand a word he says.

Governor Palin's sister Heather who was at the center of Troopergate.

Nancy Gribble with lover John Redcorn. They have had a long-running affair.

Mike Wooten, the trooper in 'Troopergate,

Bill Dauterive, lonely neighbor and friend that is secretly lusting after Peggy Hill.

Walt Monegan the commissioner that was fired in a big conspiracy to fire Wooten.

Dale Gribble, umm I mean Rusty Shackleford who believes EVERYTHING is a conspiracy.

Chuck Mangione was prematurely paid half a million dollars to play at the opening of the 'Bridge to Nowhere,' which will never open now.

The day the 'Bridge to Nowhere' was planned while the gang relaxed in the waters off the coast of Gravina Island.

Sarah Palin in favor of the 'Bridge to Nowhere 99901.'

One Every Wednesday afternoon at the Alaskan Governor's Mansion.

Angry leader of North Korea and some nuclear things, Kim Jong Il relaxing. (Possibly on a Wednesday afternoon at the Alaskan Governor's Mansion?)

The Hill's angry neighbor Laotian, Khan Souphanousinphone.

Woman dating Kim Jong Il that is essentially running north Korea and their nuclear things.

Mihn Souphanousinphone, the one really in charge of Khan.

George W. Bush, not exactly the brightest kid in his class.

Bobby Hill, not thebrightest kid in his class, but could grow up to be President. (See image to the left.)

George W. Bush, drunk and in the female athlete housing at the Beijing Olympic Games in search of Misty May-Treanor's lower-back tattoo. He wants to compare his with hers.

Many know that Mike Judge created King of the Hill, and Beavis and Butthead. They also know that this character, Tom Anderson, was the basis for Hank Hill. This has led me off on a slight tangent. . .

George W. Bush posing for his official Presidential Portrait. Every time he sees it he begins saying "Come to Bushy, Come to Bushy."

Dick Cheney takes W's advice and tries sniffing some paint thinner and says, 'Wow George that really does make me feel good. You do this how many times a day? Are you sure this doesn't do any damage?'

George W. Bush on the left says, 'Wow Cheney dude, heh heh, Washington must have gotten all the chicks!' Cheney on the left replies with some incoherent mumbling. W then asks, "so where do they keep Washington's nads? huh huh"

Cheney on the right is not happy when his daughter on the left announces she is gay.

Dick cheney's real reaction when his daughter told him the news.

King of the Hill group photo