Enjoying the JourneyAre You Ready for the Impending Zombie Attacks?
October 14th 2008 01:49
Are You Ready for the Impending Zombie Attacks?
It is a legitimate question. At least some people think so. I for one am close to believing. I mean just look at John McCain, did you see him wandering around the stage at the last debate? I think he might secretly be a zombie.
I came across ZPI’s web site. You might ask what is the ZPI; Some secretive government organization? The answer to that would be no, apparently the government is woefully unprepared for the threat. ZPI is the Zombie Preparedness Initiative. The organizations motto and words of advice are, “Keep your head. Remove theirs.”
Their web site is rather extensive and had a foll forum with thousands of posts and discussion. Some of the interesting and helpful things you will find include: strategies to elude the zombies when they attack; ways to protect your food and water supply; ways of fighting back and staying alive; and even step by step instruction for making protective wear and weapons to fight back and protect yourself and your loved ones.
One step-by-step instruction is for “Turtle Armor V1.0.” This is directly from their site. . .
“Turtle-Armor V1.0
The T-Armor is designed so that when the wearer crouches into the fetal position it creates a protective layer around their body that defends against attack. However, it is not a perfect system and should be combined with calm, quiet breathing, extremely little movement, and a large dose of patience.
Components:
1 strong steel trash cans, with at least 2 lids, and as strong and undamaged as possible
1 motorcycle helmet or similar headgear, as strong as possible. The smoother the better, as this will deterr attack from anything that cannot bite or claw into it easily
2 hinges complete with nails.
1 strong pair of trousers, as thick and breathable as possible whilst remaining light. A similar jumper is also required.
Tools:
1 hammer
1 screwdriver capable of removing the bolts securing the handles of the trash cans
A strong cutting tool, strong enough to cut a straight line through one of the trash cans”
For detailed instructions on what to do with the above you will have to visit their site at Zombie Preparedness Initiative web site
You can also find some member fiction under the Community tag at the top of the page. Which I am sure is fun to read, but please make sure you ready yourself for Z-Day (That is what they are calling the day the Zombies attack.) before taking the time to leisurely read the fiction.
Be careful out there, you never know when Z-Day will strike!
I came across ZPI’s web site. You might ask what is the ZPI; Some secretive government organization? The answer to that would be no, apparently the government is woefully unprepared for the threat. ZPI is the Zombie Preparedness Initiative. The organizations motto and words of advice are, “Keep your head. Remove theirs.”
Their web site is rather extensive and had a foll forum with thousands of posts and discussion. Some of the interesting and helpful things you will find include: strategies to elude the zombies when they attack; ways to protect your food and water supply; ways of fighting back and staying alive; and even step by step instruction for making protective wear and weapons to fight back and protect yourself and your loved ones.
One step-by-step instruction is for “Turtle Armor V1.0.” This is directly from their site. . .
“Turtle-Armor V1.0
The T-Armor is designed so that when the wearer crouches into the fetal position it creates a protective layer around their body that defends against attack. However, it is not a perfect system and should be combined with calm, quiet breathing, extremely little movement, and a large dose of patience.
1 strong steel trash cans, with at least 2 lids, and as strong and undamaged as possible
1 motorcycle helmet or similar headgear, as strong as possible. The smoother the better, as this will deterr attack from anything that cannot bite or claw into it easily
2 hinges complete with nails.
1 strong pair of trousers, as thick and breathable as possible whilst remaining light. A similar jumper is also required.
Tools:
1 hammer
1 screwdriver capable of removing the bolts securing the handles of the trash cans
A strong cutting tool, strong enough to cut a straight line through one of the trash cans”
For detailed instructions on what to do with the above you will have to visit their site at Zombie Preparedness Initiative web site
You can also find some member fiction under the Community tag at the top of the page. Which I am sure is fun to read, but please make sure you ready yourself for Z-Day (That is what they are calling the day the Zombies attack.) before taking the time to leisurely read the fiction.
Be careful out there, you never know when Z-Day will strike!
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